Sunday, May 2, 2010

Early Summer Conversations With Myself

Oh my gosh, my laziness seriously frightens me in its intensity. I am so lazy, I'm too lazy to go to sleep, which doesn't even make sense. This past year just took everything out of me, ambition, hopes and dreams....

Tomorrow I am just going to make lists and clean the house. Maybe get some food that isn't takeout and coleslaw that my dad made with like, a whole jar of mayonnaise. AND I WILL DEFINITELY NOT STAY UP UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING LAUGHING UNTIL I CRY AT STUPID THINGS I FIND ON THE INTERNET. LIKE, A HUGE TUMBLR ACCOUNT DEDICATED TO PHOTOS OF ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WITH MAN PURSES. OR "WIZARD PEOPLE, DEAR READERS" ON YOUTUBE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. OR WHATEVER.

GOD HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. NINE YEAR OLD ME WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED.

"NINE YEAR OLD ME, IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE PURSES."
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYY"

1 comment:

  1. I think you should laugh until you cry at stupid things you find on the Internet. Then I won't feel so bad about doing it.

    Seriously, we need to hang out this summer.

    Also, I am so glad you're posting more. It brightens my life.

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